Cool Definitions
Classic :
A book which people praise, but do not read

Boss :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes

Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions

Diplomat :
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Politician :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.